Ho Ho Ho

Hi everyone! Merry Christmas! Because I am out celebrating, my official two year pictures are going to be displayed for this week. I'll share all my Christmas fun next week. So these were my official two-year-old pictures, and I wore my age on my shirt just in case there were any questions.

Dad was standing off to the side and I wasn't supposed to look at him. But sometimes I just couldn't resist.

Mom really loves this picture because my cheeks look so chompable. She can be so embarrassing, that lady!

I got to ride my rocking horse in my pictures this time. It just so happened he matched my clothes perfectly. Plus I'm a horseback rider at heart. Right after my dreams of owning a lightbulb shop, comes the horses.

I wanted to show everyone how high I can jump now. I heard some guy named Michael Jordan thinks he can give me a run for my money, but I'm sure he'll back down once he sees this picture.
Excuse me, I'm texting my agent. Have your people call my people.

These are a few

Hi everyone! Since it's getting close to Christmas, I thought I would share with you a few of my favorite things. Oprah does it, so why can't I? And maybe like on Oprah, you can all look under your chairs and all these things will be there for you to take home! But maybe not, so don't get mad at me. My first favorite thing? My Dad. Sure, he's a little weird (see last week's post), but he's pretty great.

My next favorite thing is Pinocchio. I just love him. Pinocchio isn't as popular as he once was, so there's not a lot of merchandise to be found. But I'm resourceful, so I just carry this DVD case with me wherever I go. I even sleep with it sometimes. I'm totally not kidding.

One of my newest favorite things is this awesome slide and rock wall play set that Grammy and Papa got me. I'm bummed that it's been so rainy right after I got it. It's like it's just out there to torture me.

Another one of my favorite things? Extreme close-ups!

I can tell you one of my NOT favorite things. When Dad does my hair. I can't possibly go in public like this. But hey, at least he tries, right?

One of my very favorite things right now is singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. With a little help from Dad. But not much.

Happy Birthday Dad!

Okay, first things first. Happy Birthday Daddy! You're 31 years old today, and still totally weird. I love you anyways, though!

Here is Dad getting me all worked up right before bedtime again. Mom pretends like she gets mad at him, but then she runs and gets the camera, so how mad can she be?

What is with this guy and all the kisses?! Just be sure you don't do this in front of my friends, Dad. I mean it.

The only reason this picture is here is because Mom thinks it is so cute. I don't even have anything funny to say about it. But I figure she gave me life so I can cut her some slack now and then. Just don't get used to it, Mom!

My Great-aunt Kim and Great-Uncle Steve gave me a Toys R Us gift card for my birthday. Mom and Dad let me walk around the store and pick out whatever I wanted. From the whole entire store. And what did I pick? This little red lawn chair that has Mickey Mouse on it. I'm so easy to entertain.

I'm feeling a lot of pressure about my higher education plans these days, and I haven't even started my lower education. I don't even know what this sweatshirt says, but it's causing me a lot of anxiety!

Because I'm so anxious about college, maybe I just won't go. I will work at In-n-Out instead. Considering how awesome I look in this hat, I really don't have a choice.

Gobble Gobble

Hi everyone! I know Thanksgiving was ages ago (it's so hard to get good help these days!), but I wanted to share some of the fun from Turkey Day! Here I am getting the Thanksgiving meal ready for everyone. McDonald's McNuggets have turkey in them right?

The tryptophan must do weird things to a little girl...I thought getting my diaper changed was hilarious!

I was being so funny while Mom was changing my diaper that Dad took at least eighteen pictures of me. In the span of about ten seconds. I guess he kind of likes me.

Here I am getting ready to sit down to a lovely Thanksgiving spread with Cassidy. You'd never guess that two seconds later I refused to sit at the table and ended up going from lap to lap while everyone ate.

Here I am with Abigail. We were playing Heart and Soul. Both parts. Because we're awesome.

After a giant meal like the one I ate, it's important to get in a little extra exercise to work it all off. I plan on releasing a work-out video soon, so look for that this holiday season. It's a great stocking stuffer!