A perfect 300

For Christmas, my Auntie got me this awesome bowling set with pins and everything! I love bowling. The best part is that if you don't knock all the pins down with the ball, you can just knock them over with your hands. I don't know why people think bowling is so hard....

Here I am with Auntie singing the Teapot song. You have to wait a little bit to actually hear the song. The one thing that Mom didn't catch on the video (of course!) is that usually when I say "here is my handle" I point to my tushy. Obviously, that is where a handle would be.

Just so you don't think my life is all games and songs, I wanted to show you what happens when I get in trouble with Mom and Dad. They make me wash dishes! Even my awesome hat doesn't make it better.

Sometimes, when I'm really bad, they hang me upside down to teach me a lesson. They're tyrants, I tell you!

Happy New Year!

Hi everyone! So as promised last week, here are some pictures from my awesome Christmas! Here I am on Christmas morning, surveying my haul. Santa was very good to me.

We went over to Grammy's house to open more presents, and as you can see on the TV behind me, Mr. Noodle's brother Mr. Noodle from Sesame Street joined us. Dad told me and Mr. Noodle to pick a present, so we were trying to decide which one to open.

Then Mr. Noodle waited patiently while I unwrapped it.

He was as excited as I was about my new "paper" dolls from Grammy!

We also went over to Great Aunt Kim and Great Uncle Steve's house. I took a minute to just sit and revel in the Christmas spirit. You can tell how excited I am.

My cousin Cassidy and I played some foosball. We're obviously really good at it.

Here I am with my cousin Taylor, opening some presents. She's younger than I am so I had to show her the ropes.

I got a new baby that takes a bath! Grandma and Auntie Heather and I were all fighting over it because she is such a cool doll, but don't worry, I won. Of course.

Finally, here I am singing Jingle Bells for you. I bet you didn't know that the word sleigh had two syllables. You learn something new every day, right?