A day in the life

Psst! I have a secret to tell you. You can't tell anyone.

The allowance Mom and Dad were giving me just wasn't cutting it. I mean, how do they even call goldfish crackers an allowance? So I went to the store and took the cash register!

I brought the cash register home just long enough to pack my bags. Now I have to live my life on the run.

I am going incognito to hide from the law. You don't recognize me, do you?!

Ha! I am totally just kidding! I really had you going, didn't I?

Before and after

Hi again! I got to hang out with my cousin Taylor again this week. She's awesome. She's getting so big, isn't she? I admit, I'm a little envious off all her pretty hair. She how it lays down all nicely? Please see the pictures below to truly understand my jealously.

Taylor especially loves it when I give her smooches, even though my smooches are a little slobbery. I still haven't gotten her to kiss me back, but we're working on it!

So I thought it was time I show you how my hair looks when I first get out of bath time. It looks awesome doesn't it?

For some reason, Mom and Dad find it necessary to take all that awesome-ness and kill it with a brush. I much prefer the earlier style, don't you?!